Muzaffarabad, PoK. Arrested Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist Zaki-ur-Rehman Lakhvi, who is suspected to be the mastermind of Mumbai terror attacks, wants to sacrifice MTV Bakra on Eid-ul-Azha. Lakhvi has asked Pakistani officials to add the name of MTV Bakra to the list of most wanted people, which was submitted by Pakistan to India last week.
Lakhvi has also cautioned Indian Muslims to be wary of MTV Bakra, which he thinks is polluting their minds and keeping them away true Islam. Lakhvi suspects a Hindu-Zionist conspiracy behind the popularity of MTV Bakra.
“That guy Cyrus is half Jew and teams up with Hindus and converts innocent Muslims into Bakra. Our Indian brethren must wake up and defeat these forces. Due to such evil effects, we can today see many Indian Muslims celebrating Hindu festivals like the elephant god worship festival. The Bakra must be sacrificed.” Lakhvi told Faking News.
Pakistani officials have refused to comment on the demands of Lakhvi. When asked whether Pakistan would be ready to hand over Lakhvi in exchange of MTV Bakra, Pakistani officials told the government could think over such a possibility because forces in the government agreed with Lakhvi ‘in principle’.
“MTV generation is surely turning away from true Islam and they are having misplaced notions about how Islam can be interpreted in modern times. The Muslim youth of both India and Pakistan need to shun such ideas and purify themselves. We need to pressurize the Indian government to act fast.” an ISI official Aziz Hindukrush Chaudhry told Faking News.
Faking News could not contact MTV Bakra for his comments as he was busy celebrating Eid quietly without much fanfare. Faking News also uses this opportunity to wish its reader a Happy Bakr-Eid.
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