India blocks porn site access to Pakistan

New Delhi. In a bid to increase pressure on Pakistan to act against the terrorists, Indian government announced today that all Indian sex and porn sites would be blocked for Pakistani net users. India has also asked the world community, especially USA, to block all pornographic websites currently accessible by Pakistani citizens and government officials.

“Our intelligence sources have informed us that Pakistani citizens and government officials regularly visit many Indian websites containing mobile phone porn clips, erotic stories, 'masala' videos and mujra videos. We have decided to block their access to such sites.” Home Minister P Chidambaram told in a packed press conference.

Ministry sources informed Faking News that India has sent a strong signal to Pakistan by blocking these ‘hard’ porn sites so that Pakistan is reminded that India is not a ‘soft’ state. Meanwhile India has reiterated that all options were still open and Pakistan should not see this as the final solution.

People in Pakistan had mixed reactions to this step by the Indian government. Common man on the street believed that Pakistani hackers would be able to bring back access to these sites and the evil designs of the enemy would fail. There were no common women on the street so their reaction could not be obtained.

But there was surely some immediate effect of Indian decision as porn sites of Pakistan reported thousand times increased traffic to their websites. This particular YouTube video clip showing Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani also witnessed increased hits and viewership. Gilani’s supporters have claimed it to be an Indian conspiracy to defame the Pakistani establishment.

Back home Indian porn website owners have decried the government decision as it has caused their revenues to nosedive. A delegation of such website owners will meet Minister for Company Affairs Mr. P C Gupta to demand a rescue package from the government.