Rakhi Sawant donates her brains

Mumbai. Item girl Rakhi Sawant has pledged her brains i.e. donated her brains to be used for implantation purposes after she is gone from the world. She claimed that the country needed her brains more than Aishwarya’s so-called beautiful eyes. It should be noted that Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai had pledged her eyes some years back.

“Why should I also donate my eyes just because Aishwarya did it? Gandhiji had told that an eye for an eye will leave the whole country blind. I respect and follow Gandhiji and hence I decided to pledge my brain. Indians need that.” Rakhi told our reporter.

Rakhi claimed that a common Indian needed to think like her, and for that he/she needed brains like her. Her brain will help a common Indian to always be in the news and at the center stage, she claimed.

“Look, a common Indian was at the center of attraction after Mumbai terror attacks. His views mattered the most. Now he has been replaced by politicians and intelligentsia. Nobody bothers to know what the common Indian is thinking now. He is out of news and off the center stage. This can’t happen with brains like me. You bet.” Rakhi explained the rationale behind pledging her brains.

Rakhi also suggested that she could donate some DNA samples of hers if it helped a common Indian develop brains like hers while she was still alive. She feared that it might be too late to wait anymore as the common Indian was fast losing the attention he/she had got.

Faking News and other media organizations tried to contact the common Indian for his or her views, but they were busy shopping vegetables for tomorrow. But media flashed the pictures of Rakhi Sawant all through the day. Faking News has also put one.