Saturday, September 20, 2008

Hrithik Roshan arrested by Police

Hrithik RoshanWagah Border, Punjab. Film star Hrithik Roshan has been caught by BSF (Border Security Force) trying to smuggle aliens into the country. Hrithik had come here a week back to take part in a joint India Pakistan charity show but it seems it was just an excuse to smuggle aliens into India. These aliens (Faking News readers are advised not to confuse aliens with Pakistani citizens) are reported to have come to India as a part of a dance troupe from Pakistan.

Although Punjab Police has kept Hrithik Roshan in their custody since yesterday night, they are a bit confused about the charges they should frame in the chargesheet. Hrithik can’t be booked under anti-human trafficking laws or under smuggling charges, as aliens are neither human nor tradable goods.

Police is also questioning immigration officials as to how in first place the aliens could be allowed inside the country without having valid documents.

Hrithik’s lawyer is claiming that the detention of the Bollywood star is illegal and first the police should study the law rather than taking illogical actions. He has applied for bail in the case but it seems the star will need to spend at least three days in police custody as courts are closed on weekends.

Faking News tried to contact police officials but they refused to comment. But our sources say that Hrithik was smuggling these aliens to act in the third movie of the to-be-completed trilogy of Koi Mil Gaya, Krrish, and to-be-announced movie (could be Krrish 2). Such aliens are very economical to employ as compared to hiring Indian actors (whose faces are anyway not seen on screen).

An Indian television channel was reported to claim that these are the same aliens who had abducted cows from different part of the country and world. The channel ran a show titled “gaai maata ke gunahgaaron ko sazaa do” (punish the criminals of mother cow) and was questioning police as why were those aliens let off and only Hrithik apprehended.

Faking News again tried to contact police officials but they refused to comment. But again, our sources say that the aliens, whom Hrithik was trying to sign a contract with, had ran away very fast as soon as the police raid began. Most of the police officials were plump and with a bulging belly who could not match the fitness of the aliens. Police has sealed all the borders of Wagah and are carrying out a search operation to nab the aliens.

For Bollywood, it comes as rude shock as most of their superstars are ending going to jail at some point or other.


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