Friday, September 19, 2008

Decoding terrorists' mission

New Delhi. Faking News has found out that the terrorists attacking Indian cities are not carrying any mission named BAD or BADLA only, as being told by our media and police.

Earlier Indian media told that it was BAD, which representing Bangalore, Ahmedabad, Delhi (terrorists struck in these places in that very order)

Now media says it’s BADLA, meaning revenge (so logical) in Hindi (oops, why not Urdu?), and representing Bangalore, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Lucknow, Agra.

So people in Lucknow and Agra should become insecure and alert.

People of Lakhimpur Kheri and Ludhiana are up in arms and demanding media attention as there is no reason for assuming that they should not be insecure and alert.

Three times Member of Parliament from Lakhimpur Kheri Mr. Ravi Prakash Verma, who hails from Samajwadi Party, has accused the Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Behen Mayawati of neglecting Lakhimpur Kheri’s security because the constituency has been defeating BSP nominees in parliamentary elections year after year.

Similary people in Ludhiana, Amritsar, Allahabad, and other cities with names starting from “L” or “A” are protesting, claiming they are insecure and alert.

Faking News editorial team believes that it can’t be only BAD or BADLA and our team thinks following could be the possibilities:

BADNASEEB = Bangalore Ahmedabad Delhi Nagpur Amritsar Shillong Erankulam Etawah Bardhman

BADTAMEEZ = Bangalore Ahmedabad Delhi Tatanagar Allahabad Mumbai Etah Eluru Zulasan

There could be many other possibilities too. Faking News asks its readers to come up with suggestions so that our police, investigation agencies, and governments can protect us.

Please comment on this article and tell us what could be the terrorists' mission name, and which cities should be insecure and alert.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

In a lighter vein it may seem funny. But please don't make a mockery of such dastardly acts. thanks. No offence, please.

नवनीत said...

You R misguiding public.everywhere "B" is for BOKARO STEEL CITY

Anonymous said...

let's learn to have some sense of humour. Terrorism can't be funny, but then we can't be just weeping and wailing all the time.

sharan said...

It can be BADMASH - Bangalore Ahmedabad, Delhi, Mysore, Agra, Surat, Hyderabad.

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