Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Proved: Shivraj Patil's innocense

New Delhi. All the leading news channels of India were baying for Home Minister Shivraj Patil’s blood for last couple of days, for he was accused of changing clothes three times on the day bombs went off in New Delhi. Faking News, with an inherent bias against Indian TV News Channels, decided to probe deeply into the affair.

For the uninitiated, Faking News wants to make it clear that it is not a crime for an Indian Home Minister to change clothes. We also want to remind our viewers that there have been MPs who had changed their parties and stances more frequently that Shivraj Patil changed his clothes in trust vote a few weeks back. So why should Shivraj Patil be targeted?

Television channels accused Shivraj Patil of wasting time in changing clothes while he should have concentrated on solving country’s security problems or listening to problems of common man.

Faking News has found out that, as usual, it is a big lie being propagated by Indian News Channels. Our special correspondent has found this EXCLUSIVE video which proves beyond doubt that changing clothes does NOT require much time, and hence Shivraj Patil can NOT be accused of wasting time.

Reacting to this report, Home Minister Shivraj Patil had conveyed his deepest regard for type of journalism being practiced by Faking News. He accused other news organizations of sensationalism, and has written a letter to I&B Minister to put a tight vigil on them.

Faking News also advised Shivraj Patil to buy seven sets of similar looking suits for himself so that change in clothing suits are not noticed by journalists in future. Home Minister thanked our team for this gesture and has awarded his wardrobe contract to our sales team.


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