Thursday, January 8, 2009

Sanjay Dutt tops CAT 2008 results, spurns IIMs

CATbhaiAhmedabad. Bollywood actor and part-time jailor Sanjay Dutt has scored 100 percentile in CAT 2008, topping the list of candidates who took the world famous entrance exam on November 16, 2008. With such an astounding performance, Dutt could have got a shortlist from all IIMs and other leading business schools that accept admissions based on CAT scores, but the actor surprised everyone by declaring that he won’t appear at any of those group discussions or interviews for admission to IIMs.

“I took CAT to prepare for my movie Munnabhai Chale Amrika where I am playing an IIM student who goes to US as an investment banker and goes bankrupt. Raju (Rajkumar Hirani) wanted me to study at IIMs to be better prepared for the movie but I don’t think my busy schedule would allow me to do that.” Sanajy Dutt told Faking News.

Instead, to prepare for the third and apparently final part of the Munnabhai series of movies, Sanjay Dutt would now undergo a two-month internship under central Human Resource Development ministry, which plans to free management education from the clutches of IIMs. He will report directly to the cabinet minister Arjun Singh.

“A stint under Arjunji would prepare me better for the movie and I can also get some tips on politics. It will be of huge professional help I believe.” Sanjay Dutt hoped.

More than his rejection of IIMs, Sanjay Dutt’s perfectionist style of functioning has surprised everyone as hitherto it was associated with another Bollywood actor Aamir Khan, who had developed a strong body and weak memory for his latest movie Ghajini.

But Sanjay Dutt’s fans reject this widely held belief and claim that the perfectionist style of functioning was always the hallmark of Sanjubaba, who had taken drugs and even went to Jail for a negative role in the 1993 movie Khalnayak. Sanjubaba had taken CAT 2008 in the same spirit, the fans argued.

Meanwhile sources inform Faking News that among the other candidates taking CAT 2008, results of Sanjay Dutt’s co-star Arshad Warsi, bettr known as Circuit, was abysmal as he scored just one percentile. But Circuit had something to cheer as another celebrity candidate, Jharkhand Chief Minister Shibu Soren, shockingly fell to the last position scoring zero percentile.


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