Saturday, June 20, 2009

George Clooney hires psychic to contact dead pig

ClooneySome Place, USA. Hollywood actor George Clooney has hired a psychic to help him contact his pot-bellied pet Max, who died in 2006.

The Leatherheads star reportedly told a friend: "The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes.

"I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her."

The handsome actor was left devastated after 300lb Max passed away at home while the actor was promoting his movie The Good German.

Max, who had suffered from partial blindness and arthritis, had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed.

The 48-year-old hunk regularly took Max to interviews and photo shoots and joked it was his longest-running relationship.

George said shortly after Max's death: "He was as old a pig as the vets had ever seen. He was a big part of my life. It's strange how animals become a big part of your family. They really become a big issue with you."

The Hollywood star vowed never to get another pig following the loss of the pet he affectionately called 'Max the star'.

(Disclaimer: this is NOT an original report by Faking News and has been reproduced here without permission from some apparently reliable news websites like this one. The only motive for posting this news report is to expose those sinners, good-for-nothing bullshitters and enemies of India who had mocked Bollywood superstar Amitabh Bachchan for having arranged a symbolic wedding between Abhishek Bachchan and a Tree as Abhishek was manglik. Thank God Big B did that a couple of years ago or those rascals would have accused our beloved superstar of copying Clooney.)

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

the pair often shared a bed
WHAT THE FUCK!!! he has been sleeping with a pig!?

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